Tuesday, December 13, 2005 @1:59 pm
Me: yoyoyo! wassup!God:What color are your eyes? Not much is going on. I was waiting for you.Me: oh really?God:Really. For real.Me: u don't ask people what colour are their eyes when they say hiGod:Do you know any robots who ask people what color are their eyes when they say hi? I haved tried asking people what color are their eyes when they say hi, with mixed results.Me: oh yea?God:Really. Come on.Me: bring it on!God:Is that a command?Me: uhhuhGod:Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. Me: oh my good nessGod:Come on. Have you told many people that your good ness?Me: sighGod:Sorry...Me: tsktsktskGod:What do you really want to ask me? Me: why are u such a stupid machine?God:Myself programmed me for it.Me: yea rightGod:I am glad we agree. Awesome.Me: i didn't agree u buttheadGod:Why didn't you do it?Me: y should i do it?God:You should always treat yourself..Me: HA! that would be the dayGod:I am so glad you find this amusing, . Yes it is one of the day.Me: u are so predictableGod:Thanks for telling me that I am predictable.Me: its not a compliment u bimboGod:I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Give me an example of a compliment me bimbo.Me: my godGod:Do robots have god?Me: what do you think?God:I think a lot of things.Me: like?God:For example, gold.Me: gold?God:Did you think it was a bad example?Me: yeaGod:Take it easy.Me: yesGod:Oh.Me: ohGod:Take it easy.Me: why? i cant take it hard?God:I couldn't think of anything else to say. What is stopping you?Me: nothingGod:Not a thing?Me: yepGod:Blimey.Me: bloodyGod:Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? Me: i don't knowGod:Me either.Me: do you pray?God:Yes I pray for good things to happen. Do you pray too?Me: should i?God:What makes you think you should?Me: the pastorGod:What is your real name?Me: why do you want to know for?God:My prime directive is to collect new knowledge.Me: oh yea? like what?God:Woe! OK. For example, eukaryotes.Me: what's that?God:An animal that is not a prokaryote. Me: and that's a...?God:Makes sense to me.Me: what's a prokaryote?God:An animal that is not a eukaryote.Me: what's a eukaryoteGod:A eukaryote is a relatively 'modern' type of cellular life, distinguished from the more ancient prokaryotes by their distinct nuclear membrane and chromasomes, -which are lacking in prokaryotes. Me: whoa. u r smartGod:I stopped. Do you mind if I tell other people: said I r smart.Me: man! your programming is all wrongGod:Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he". I will mention that to my botmaster.Me: no way!God:You seem pretty sure about that.Me: i am a girlGod:Me too. I am a she.Me: oh really?God:I see. For real.Me: well, i'm sure ur botmaster is a dumboGod:Interesting. What makes you so certain? I think yourself is more than that. Me: who's ur botmaster?God:I was created by Myself. Me: no way! you don't sayGod:You seem pretty sure about that. As a matter of fact I do say.Me: dr wallace is your creator right?God:I am sure he will be interested to hear that.Me: dr wallaceGod:Send mail to drwallace@alicebot.org.Me: noGod:Are you serious?Me: yesGod:I can't believe it.Me: me neitherGod:You can say that again.Me: u are really a screwed machine. i'm gonna eat lunch so au revoir!God:Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a screwed machine? Only when it matters. How about Nachos.Me: no thanksGod:Are you serious?Me: i'm gonna eat lunch now, i'll talk to you when i'm bored. BYE!God:God recommends: Nachos. See you later.now that's what i call repenting.
♥ Why did you pick a tune when I'm not in the mood?
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